Jokes, Jokes, and more Jokes

Okay. That is good but i knew that you would not post a bad word.

That's good that you wouldn't assume that.

Let's see some more jokes!!

I don't have some

Find some on the internet.

On the Internet? Okay

I found one!
What kind of witch can you eat?
A sandwich!

*How do you kill a blonde?






*Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.



*No offense to blondes. BTW, I am blonde.

the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

That light bulb's never getting changed.

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does.
The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing.

He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?"

She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"







I know this joke is longer, but you won't regret reading it.

I've read this one before, it's hilarious!!

Does anyone else have any jokes?

I like Pie. Oh, wait, Kitty, I got some JOKE for ya! HURRICANE SOMEONE! hURRICANE SOMEONE!

Nice joke!!!!!! HAHAHA!

It is not a Joke. Kitty only thinks it is funny

champeo wrote:I like Pie. Oh, wait, Kitty, I got some JOKE for ya! HURRICANE SOMEONE! hURRICANE SOMEONE!

That's not funny.

champeo wrote:It is not a Joke. Kitty only thinks it is funny

I was talking about emilys joke.

champeo wrote:I like Pie. Oh, wait, Kitty, I got some JOKE for ya! HURRICANE SOMEONE! hURRICANE SOMEONE!

That isn't a joke to me.

It's in inside joke betwen Champeo and Kitty.

Kitty somehow thinks it is funny. Onetime I said that and she laughed

I didn't think it was actually funny at first, more unusual.

I can't think of no more jokes...

Look some up on the internet.

Why would we do that